The Satirical Shelf
This is where we process the madness—through satire, irony, and a good mug or T-shirt.
Every piece is printed only when you order. Ethically sourced. Packed with bold energy, not landfill waste.
Sold through The Nostalgia Press on Etsy – our side project for satire with a purpose.
The Satirical Shelf
Wear your principles... loudly
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We use ethically sourced, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — soft enough to wear while plotting systemic change. All designs are printed with water-based, eco-conscious inks that meet sustainability standards and sarcasm quotas.
No sweatshop labor. No plastic-heavy prints. Just clean cotton, bold statements, and a little bit of rage.
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Each piece is made to order to avoid waste and overstock. That means you should allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Once printed, orders typically arrive in 3–7 business days, depending on your location.
You’ll get a tracking number as soon as your wearable protest leaves the print shop.
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We encourage people to use our designs boldly and freely — wear them, share them, remix them (ethically). Satire and sustainability are meant to spread.
That said, we do occasionally offer customizations for an added fee. This includes:
Shirt or print color changes
Alternate garments (like tanks or long sleeves)
Minor edits to text for personal or organizational use
If you're looking for something unique but aligned with our vibe, feel free to reach out. We can't promise every request will work — but we’ll consider it if it doesn’t mess with the message.
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(555) 555-5555
123 Demo Street
New York, NY 12345